sourwolfintheimpala:

jugd:

life goal: finish my chap stick before it goes missing 

I try not to set unrealistic life goals.

alegbra:

when someone has the same kink as you

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

krait:

komekoro:

harshwhimsy:

did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

You can also like something AND ridicule it to no end.

(Source: tokesuo)

gif:

condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:

• rob a daycare center
• recite the first 100 digits of pi
• fling poo at each other
• play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
• stare at each other for 5 days straight

cyberthug13:

dam can you imagine a porno with good acting

like oscar worthy

makin you cry and shit while you jackin off